Don’t Smoke Crack
Well I'm here to tell you, don’t worry about hitting that last 1. I’ve learned that despite looking as F’d up as soup sandwich, when it comes to anyone working residential-those suckers have more lives than a cat.
I was a helper back in the day and a roofer was literally smoking crack on a 12/12. Needless to say its was time to move on to another industry. Problem is now though, in the industrial world, you break a fingernail ol safety man wants to send you straight to the ER. Never a happy medium I guess.
Anyways stay safe out there this week…and dont smoke crack.
-The Captain
You Thought COVID shut this country down?
Monster eats Covid for breakfast
Just when you thought COVID shut this country down...boy do we have a pandemic brewing, a real one. Monster is dropping some real juice on us...6% alcohol. Think about when every construction crew in America grabs what they think is their go-to for breakfast before hitting the jobsite and ends up slurping this lethal potion instead... boy are we in for some fireworks. Oh and you think your house took a long time to build last month? hahahaa. We about to really see who fuels this country...
🛠Cracking Beers and Shootin Deers
It all begins with an idea.
Checked the ol gmail today and had at least 75 emails hammer me over the last 5 hours wishing me Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, anddddd please buy (insert shit product here). So genuine. If you haven’t figured it out, when you block their email, the e-commerce assasins still keep it in a bank for one more stab at your wallet this time of the year.