Fđź–• Your Tesla


I’ll be honest, I try to stay out of the headlines and news corruption to protect my mental stability and focus on actually getting something built. But the craziness overseas sparked an oil frenzy that hasn't been seen in what seems like ages.

Yes it's absolutely terrible what's going on overseas, some of those videos are bone chilling. The positive spin for working hands though? The rocketship continues...

I get it. There is a cultural shift to better the planet. I'm good with that but let's not neglect the insurmountable amount of bi-products that come from the black gooey stuff in which our country has become dependable. Not to mention the bread it puts on tables across the country for the heroes/trenchonians that risk their lives each and every day in the life outside of the cube.

So for the clean green lovers out there, I get it but F your Tesla. Here's 2 reasons why they weren't built for working hands (besides the weight of real tools bogging down the ”batteries” as always heard):

  1. A Tesla will never survive a construction parking lot. I once saw an engineer bring one to the job…I’ll say at least he was smart enough to roll out an hour before knock off time. Flying gravel and debris during the Daytona hour would have shorted that battery before Dale got his tires to stick.

  2. Where are you gonna hang those truck nuts on a Tesla? They are coming back, there is a direct correlation to the price of oil and the amount of truck nuts swaying on the highway.

Here's my economist chart of that, in case CNBC needs a graphic. And yes its a week lag, payday duh...

I’ll choose a 250 everyday of the week, and yes the pump is painful but looks like we’ll just have to move date night there. Come on.

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