Ring Ring...Its Freedom
Well, we made it…I can feel it, smell it, hell even taste it. The Fourth is basically the #1 working hand holiday, better than Christmas no question. It's not the side-by-side that's worth the mud and sweat in the trenches, it's sinking that bad boy and still being able to hear the speakers pump Toby Keith that make you forget those turnaround nights..
So start fueling the jetskis and get the ratchet straps to pack the rig down. Pick up that Pyro Deluxe 5000 on the way out of town and get ready for it to be the talk of the campground. Oh and anybody using punks to light it gets banned, blowtorches only.